Every problems needs two engineers:
One to find the solution for the problem and one to find the problem with the solution.
Monthly Archives: May 2014
Engineering Humour Joke of the Week – 27 May 2014
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Engineering Humour Joke of the Week – 20 May 2014
If you give someone a program, you will frustrate them for a day; if you teach them how to program, you will frustrate them for a lifetime.
The more I C, the less I see.
Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.
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Engineering Humour Joke of the Week – 13 May 2014
I’m not anti-social; I’m just not user friendly.
If at first you don’t succeed; call it version 1.0.
I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
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Engineering Humour – Joke of the Week – 6 May 2014
ENGINEERING FACT
An opinion without 3.14 is an onion.
You’ll understand.
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