Engineering Humour – Joke of the Week – 29 April 2014

An Engineer dies and goes to hell. He looks around and sees that hell is in a state of disrepair and convinces Satan that he can make some improvements. Within two weeks he has air conditioning, elevators, and indoor plumbing throughout hell and the damned are starting to enjoy themselves.

God sees this and goes down to find out what happened. He gets the story from Satan and tells Satan that the engineer was obviously meant to go to heaven. Satan refuses to give up the engineer, saying “I like the way things are going.”

God says, “Give him back or I’ll sue the pants off you.”

Satan asks, “Where are you going to get a lawyer?”

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