A program manager has been working his team extra hard and as a small reward offers to take two of the engineers out to lunch.
Walking to the restaurant they trip over a magic lamp and out pops a genie offering them each one wish.
The first engineer asks for a yacht in the Pacific with $1 million on board and 20 beautiful girls. Poof! He is off to his yacht in the Pacific.
The second engineer says, “That sounds great! I’ll have the same, except put my yacht in the Caribbean.” Poof! He is off to his yacht in the Caribbean.
“And what is your wish?” the genie asks the program manager. “I want those two back at work in 30 minutes.”