Monthly Archives: February 2014

Engineering Humour – Joke of the Week – 25 February 2014

A neutron walks into a bar and asks, “How much for a drink?”

The bartender replies, “For you, no charge.”

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Engineering Humour – Joke of the Week – 18 February 2014

A guy is taking a walk one day and sees a frog by the side of the road.

As he comes closer, the frog starts to talk. ‘Kiss me and I will turn into a princess.’The guy picks up the frog and puts it in his pocket. The frog starts shouting, ‘Hey! Didn’t you hear me? I’m a Princess. Just kiss me and I will be yours.’ The guy takes the frog out of his pocket and smiles at it and puts it back. The frog is really frustrated. ‘I don’t get it. Why won’t you kiss me? I will turn into a beautiful princess and do anything you ask.’ The guy says, ‘Look, I’m a computer geek. I don’t have time for girls. But a talking frog is pretty cool!’

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