Scientists investigate that which already is; Engineers create that which has never been.

“Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems.”

“A scientist studies what is, an engineer studies what never was.”

“The engineer's first problem in any design situation is to discover what the problem really is.”

Old software engineers never die, they just reboot.

Old software engineers never die. They just log out.

There are only 10 kinds of people in this world: those who know binary and those who don’t.